My son has turned into an absolute klutz. He’s constantly hurting himself and the only way for me to make the pain stop is to kiss the owie better.
Tonight he was jumping around like an idiot and accidentally bit his tongue. He runs to me screaming his head off, then sits in my lap and asks me to kiss it better. I kissed his cheek. “No Mommy, you missed”. “You want me to kiss your tongue?”, I squirm. He nods and sticks out his tongue. I lean down to his face to give him a little peck, only to have him cram his tongue down my throat!
OMG!!! Eeeewwww!!! Yuck!!! Gross!!! You sick monster!!! How could you do that???
Does anyone know of a good therapist?
Archive for November, 2007
